Things That Make Ya Go HMMMMM.....

(Okay, I'm getting list-happy--sue me. But here's another running list I'll update from time to time. Call it.....a non-sucky Points to Ponder.)

1. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

2. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

4. What disease did cured ham actually have?

4. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

5. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

6. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

7. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

8. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

9. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

10. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

11.If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

12. Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

13. Why did you just try to sing the two songs above?

14. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

15. If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

16. When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

17. When Jewish people testify in court, do they swear on the Torah?

18. How would you treat someone who's addicted to counseling?

19. Is there such a thing as a closet claustrophobic?

20. When asked what three things they'd bring with them if stranded on a desert island, how come no one says 'a boat'?

21. Did you know that it's impossible to lick your elbow? Go ahead, try it.