A Little Cane Pain

So yesterday I'm walking on the sidewalk in Skaneateles from the bus stop to my office, when snap!! My cane literally split in two. I tumbled ass-first onto the walk -- I wasn't hurt, but I looked like one of the idiots I make fun of every chance I get. (Karma, maybe?)

I was right next to the Skan. Bakery, across the street from my office and a place I go to on a daily basis, so I hobbled in and they duct-taped my shit right up.

Thing is my former cane was metal, a nice metallic blue deal that an old girlfriend bought for me for like $100. Apparently some pin holding it all together broke. But now I'm back to my cheap chrome model.

I think it's Obama's fault for not completely overhauling our health-care system. Caaaaaaanes!!!!